The Kingdom of Waalre NLD is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.931 billion Waalre NLDians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 47.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Waalre NLDian economy, worth 408 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,363 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waalre NLD's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Waalre NLD is ranked 36,559^th in the world and 71^st in Aerospace for Highest Food Quality, scoring 47.09 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.